5. Good to know up-front: If you resonated with the traveling style of George Clooney's character in 'Up In The Air,' and are a fan of those Best Western ExecuSuite type accoutrements -- TV-Bigger-Than-Bed, cookie-cutter execudesk and 'confab area'; poly-fiber bedspread that picks up inoffensive pale peach color scheme of room; hairdryer, mini coffeemaker and high-speed WiFi in the molded plastic bathroom; Nutty SnakMix in the minibar; continental breakfast of stale muffins and canned orange juice; free shuttle to the local Aqua Park; Absolutely No Surprises -- you're going to hate this place.